Truly the end times are here
12 points
They’ve broken containment. Australia has fallen.
Another Godzilla movie?
9 points
They told us to fear the emu. The cassowary is the true threat.
Also uncritical support to cassowaries, if you ever doubted that birds are descendents from dinosaurs you have to check them out.
Beautiful, stunning, the emu has emerged from the surf. Undefeated on the battlefield, the emu now attempts to take control of the earth.
8 points
