80 points

Beautiful sexy woman with flawless skin who needs a bespectacled daddy economist to come take care of her confronts Paul Krugman (virgin) about inflation

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Men writing women ass headlines

A dark haired, beautiful woman with skin smoother then a baby’s and meticulous styling posits a question to Paul Krugman, her breasts heaving with the effort

Ok I feel gross just parodying this garbage

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18 points

Mommy audience member breasts boobily towards microphone but contains lust in front of phallic object long enough to call Paul Krugman a cuck

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11 points

How many male novelists does it take to write a headline?

(The link is fine, idk why it’s flagged)

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4 points

Their time seems to be off. I got a time is ahead dialog on my phone, which gets its time automatically.

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“Mr. Krugman, I’m more of a vore gal.”

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10 points

I wish I had good skin, but I’d probably be too powerful if I did.

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10 points

Have you tried lathering your whole body in Lubriderm after every shower?

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10 points

Tempting, but it sounds like a way to just make my acne somehow even worse. At least I don’t get warts on my hands anymore. :D

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MYSTERIOUS ORIENTAL TREASURE FROM THE EAST BAFFELS MALES WITH KNOWLEDGE

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17 points

Maybe if by east you mean northern Italy

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18 points
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Gonna start referring to Europe as “the east” since its east of me

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9 points

Japan is the west, since it’s closer to my west, the UK is the east, since it’s closer to my east.

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9 points

everything is east of you

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5 points

Oooh I can say I’m oriental now.

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West of the lands of the Bo-Si and of the Thirty Six Tribes of the West lays a strange and exotic half-island known as Yi-Da-Li, whose people claim to descend from the fabled Da-Qin. The people of Yi-Da-Li are said to be so hairy as to resemble macaques, speak a language related to that of the Fa-Lan-Xi, and follow a heretical offshoot of Manichaeism. The Yi-Da-Li speak of a time when their ancestors ruled over a great khaganate comprised of all the barbarian tribes of the far west which warred often with the Hui-Hui and Bo-Si, but were cursed to be confined to their peninsula when they murdered a great shaman of their god named Yi-Shu.

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Yi-Shu the Fruit Prince is a fascinating figure in primitive, fetishist religious practices. Created by the world spirit to defend humanity from the poisoned fruit of evil, speared upon a dead tree by the khaganate in mockery, and later revered by cult elders through rituals with fermented fruit.

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14 points

MYSTERIOUS ORIENTAL

Famous part of the Orient, Italy.

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16 points

Sean Connery in The Untouchables voice

“[Anti Italian slurs]”

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58 points

My Future Girlfriend OWNS Paul Krugman with FACTS and LOGIC and PERFECT SKIN

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M’am you are so beautiful please say hello to me.

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13 points

“No”

“Close enough!”

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Horny on Main strikes again.

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40 points

Twist: she posted it herself.

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17 points

slander smh ;w;

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