I’ve noticed some pretty interesting usernames on here. So I’d like to know, users of hexbear, why did you choose your username?

I’ll go first: I had been trying to create an account for the past month or so. I would put in the most stupid and childish names I could think of. This one finally stuck.

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I just used my last name. I’m pretty famous in leftist circles so I figured it would lend some authority to my posts.

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I’d imagine so.

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:fidel-si:

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Why are all your books so expensive at used bookstores?

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The proceeds get funnled through George Soros to pay your monthly wages.

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Comrade Chomsky why have you not responded to my four emails about my material and dialectical analysis of A Bugs Life. Please reapond

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Same.

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After the sub got banned I spent some weeks on a burner facebook account trolling evangelical q-pilled boomers on local news stories and Trump pages. One retired dipshit called me “a foot soldier for George Soros” when I baited him. I said I didn’t like BLM, he got excited and asked me why and I said “because they haven’t razed the suburbs” to which he called me that lol

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That sounds funny as hell, I’ve always liked your username. Sometimes when I’m hanging out with my buddies we joke about making a troll cryptocurrency called “Soros Bucks” to mess with people.

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It was pretty funny and I love how he lives rent free in their heads. Hey if you’re going to make a crypto make sure you scam as many bougie investors as you can.

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I said I didn’t like BLM, he got excited and asked me why and I said “because they haven’t razed the suburbs”

:michael-laugh:

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Lol sounds lit

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:amogus:

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Amosus

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I like the podcast Well There’s Your Problem a lot.

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Where the other 3 taken?

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I’ve had this username for forever…Homestar Runner is my jam, and 440 hertz is the A that orchestras tune to. I was a music student at the time, so, there you go.

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Simple, efficient, I like it.

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