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Why did you post this

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So that people would AMA. Thank you for your question

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Does eating her out taste metallic now

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what do you think of a volcel/anti-horny subcommittee of mods? horny posting has been wild as of late.

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If you have anal sex with her, shell still be a virgin and won’t be condemned to hell

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This is an important detail, please consider it OP

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It’s a @darkchapofantasy in the literal sense

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:spray-bottle: :spray-bottle: :spray-bottle:

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so we’ll see you in 3 mins?

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He’s gonna have sex 6 times in a row?

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:arm-L: 🍆 :arm-R:

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But then what is he going to do with the 2 and a half minutes remaining?

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Watch the opening scene from Shrek.

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I texted her before she got one saying I wish they had male IUD’s. It’d be fucking sick to be able to cum without the mess. Just block the tubes entirely. I’d get a vasectomy but I’d be scared reversing it would be unsuccessful when the day came that I wanted to have kids

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You can just squirt hot glue up your pee hole.

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You ever read Guts by that guy that wrote Fight Club? You seem like you’d like Guts (plus I think it essentially qualifies as reading theory)

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Without the mess? Homie the mess is like the best part.

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Not if you already ate dinner

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I read years and years ago about a proposed thing for dudes where they install little rubber bladders right next to the ball tubes. Whenever you wanna shoot your shot without any pesky sperm in it then all you gotta do is find your keychain and hit the sperm stopper fob like you’re locking your car door and it fills up the bladders and stops up the tubes.

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They’ve got all kinds of shit you can do to make yourself a sex cyborg. I know you can get an inflatable pump put in your dick so that you can fill it up like a tire and make it hard

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You’re not really supposed to plan on reversing vasectomies. You’re supposed to just get sperm frozen.

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snip snap snip snap snip snap

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