Folks, the bourgeois, they’re no good everyone is saying it. All these workers, very handsome workers come up to me and say, Comrade Trump there is a specter haunting Europe, and you know what, they’re right. These bourgeois are very nasty people very very rude and very unfair to the workers. They are stealing our surplus value and no one is doing anything about it. The proletariat comes up to me everyday and says, Comrade Trump will you lead the revolution? And I gotta turn to them and say, Look the instruments of capitalism will be used to bring about its destruction believe me you gotta trust me on this one. The means of production, obama never wanted to seize them. Well guess what? I’m seizing them. Landlords? They’re done for folks. Everyone told me they said, Comrade Trump you won’t be the vanguard of the revolution and they would laugh, the media laughed the democrats laughed, guess whose laughing now?

Under no pretext folks, believe me.

The old sub had a long version of the manifesto- began something like: There’s a specter… very spooky guy!

Sometimes I low key wonder if someone could trick a largish subset of the US population into supporting a Marxist movement by couching it in this kind of dumbass phrasing

Folks, your surplus labor. All the surplus you make. It’s being stolen! By the people at the tippity top! They stealing your money! You hard working, beautiful Americans. They say “we can get away with it!” But we all know. We all know. We all know believe me. You great patriots know.