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Hell no. I love sneezing.
Best of all is when you come out into bright sunlight and sneeze. Oh, my. Better than sex. If you’re good you can get a second one.
If you feel a sneeze coming on and you can’t get it out, stick your finger inside your mouth. Rub your soft palate (the fleshy part of the roof of your mouth) in a circular motion a few times. Works like a charm.
The Hagakure tells a samurai that they can maintain focus and prevent a sneeze by pushing your tongue into the back of your front teeth
It also tells you how to pickle a man’s face with your urine so you can step on it whenever you feel like
“If you cut a face lengthwise, urinate on it, and trample on it with straw sandals, it is said that the skin will come off. This was heard by the priest Gyojaku when he was in Kyoto. It is information to be treasured.”
If I had dust or something in my nose, I would simply sneeze it out instead of leaving it there
i will face orgasm any goddamn time i want to and you will deal with my slime
Yeah sneezing is all good and well until you throw your back out after a particularly nasty one and it ends up destroying your lucrative baseball career
