You can’t pick CA, OR, NV and WA. Be more creative

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CO, KS, AR and OK because it almost reads “cocks are OK”.

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:big-cool:

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coks ar ok

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California, Arizona , New Mexico & Texas offer the maximum land, surface area, coastline and cultural incompatibility, but the true partitioners choice is Montana, Wyoming, Colorado & New Mexico to chop this fucker in half. The wall is built and we’re it baybeee 😎

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MN, WI, IL, MI - the hot couch nation

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Just keep MN in the mix, and invade Indiana to take annex that strip of lakeshore.

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Yeah, I feel the large sons of MN would be useful as we conquer the rest of the Midwest.

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Minnesota, Iowa, Illinois, Nebraska. That’s 50% of the country’s corn production. Bow down, motherfuckers.

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:corn-man-khrush:

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Michigan, Wisconsin, Illinois, and Minnesota.

All you warm weather goons will be applying for visas in about 20 years (jk well abolish borders)

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My exact choices. Long live the Midwest Commonwealth.

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All those lakes and the Mississippi will be valuable in the coming water wars

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They laughed at our obscenely cold weather for years! Well who’s laughing now? We’ve got lots of water and a future temperate climate!

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That’s what I was gonna say

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