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This :reddit-logo: post about a salad added about $1.25 billion to Wendy’s market cap.

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Q: How did Wendy’s prevent naked short selling?

A: They made sure the salad was dressed.

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Has a new salad from a fast food place ever been popular?

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Of course, this accurately represents the rapidly fluctuating true value of the 6500 Wendys restaurants and the brand associated with them.

Capitalism is a rational and efficient economic system.

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Wow must be another short squeeze.

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When you eat their new salad you’ll go to the bathroom and have a short squeeze.

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Shart squeeze

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People are so gullible lmao. Manipulation by stock trading companies probably. Like the number one thing you shouldn’t do as a stock trader is listen to some random anonymous “person” on the internet.

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