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The Only Reason White People Start Struggle Sessions is Because They Want to Colonize the Front Page

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MazovianThought [he/him]@hexbear.net
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BuzzFeed video: “Listen up, power users” and its fast cuts between various finger-wagging lurkers

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GalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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Stop taking up space that belongs to lurkers.

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MazovianThought [he/him]@hexbear.net
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You’re doing accounts and spaces right now

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GalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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Actual digital manspreading. Smh my damn head.

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SiskoDid2ThingsWrong [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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So wait, do lurkers just want to scroll through an empty website? What is there to lurk if there are no posters?

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GalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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The lurkers can decide for themselves

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SiskoDid2ThingsWrong [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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I hate dogs so I don’t count as a whyte, sorry not sorry

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sam5673 [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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I believe this means you can say the n-word

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SiskoDid2ThingsWrong [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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Every time I kick a dog I get one n-word pass

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My_Army [any]@hexbear.net
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jabrd [he/him]@hexbear.net
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A post befitting of your username :fidel-salute:

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SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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Sonic says white people are no good!

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GalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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The only white person in any sonic game that most agree are good only have one white person and he’s the villain. That’s because the video game equivalent of Poochy made by Japanese businessmen who didn’t communicate well and based off of Bill Clinton is actually about antincolonial purging of the white devil. Just like Avatar.

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SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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I like the part where Dr. Robluntnik blows up.

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GalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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I like when Sonic runs.

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sam5673 [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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You can read too deep into a video game about a really fast hedgehog

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HornyPosadist [undecided]@hexbear.net
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GalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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I’m planting a big Union Jack in the Virgin hexbear soil.

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GalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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All posts are now property of Her Royal Majesty and all posters her subjects. Tally Ho!

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