I hope Cody Johnston has a gun

Biden plz hurry up on that wall or the super pigs will take over

This headline is so cool bc they’re literally just pigs. Hogs. Swine. Porklers. There’s nothing super about them, but “feral pigs cause ecological damage” isn’t going to get eyeballs in from of microtargetted advertising for something you already own!

Hexbears always saying “Post hog” like posts about hogs are a laughing matter. They’re not. I have it under good authority that they have been in talks of mutual aid with Hamas. Can you even fathom the terror as they begin flooding out of tunnel networks across the west? You swine justice warriors make me sick.

Killer Bs

Killer Ps