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If you were forced to go on a date with one of these nerds, who do you choose?(hexbear.net)

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Who will we decide is the sexiest? My money is on Man Riding a Snake or Giant Fly.

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SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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The bird with the sword looks neat, let’s hear what they have to say.

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Alaskaball [comrade/them]@hexbear.netA
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I’d choose the 10th ring of Solomon.

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Wmill [they/them]@hexbear.net
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FurFur mostly because that fun name to say also kinda looks like the jersey devil and keep imagining they will talk with a new jersey accent.

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PouncySilverkitten [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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I was gonna say FurFur for the antlers and also, now that I look closely, some decent pecs.

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Wmill [they/them]@hexbear.net
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Ngl the pecs did draw me in to.

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SoyViking [he/him]@hexbear.net
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Same. Furfur is hot.

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CoconutOctopus [it/its]@hexbear.net
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Also, Furfur is the Calabite Demon of Hardcore.

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FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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Caym seems like a cool dude

Eh has a sword and doesn’t afraid of anything

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FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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Also, how many presidents does hell have?

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regul [any]@hexbear.net
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Like in Ireland it’s a largely ceremonial position. They only have one at a time, but it rotates pretty quickly.

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