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The American Dream is when you move into a neighbourhood where you almost suffocate every time there’s a light breeze

From https://www.reddit.com/r/McMansionHell/comments/ny7p1m/just_another_day_in_the_neighborhood/

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Coolkidbozzy [he/him]@hexbear.net
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the American dream is when your house burns down if there’s a light breeze during a gender reveal party in the desert

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BelovedOldFriend [he/him]@hexbear.net
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“Gender reveal, gender reveal” but to the tune of “Breakin’ The Law” by Judas Priest.

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Collatz_problem [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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I thought at first that it’s screenshot from a game.

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Nakoichi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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Absolutely looks like it could be from Cities: Skylines with some graphics mods.

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captcha [any]@hexbear.net
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The roof lines look procedurally generated. At no point did anyone look at them an be like “maybe we should have less seems, or reduce the gradient? We’re in the desert anyways, just make that shit flat.”

But nope. Whoever made this gave zero fucks and just charged them more and they didn’t care.

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veevee [she/her]@hexbear.net
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Architects were paid by the peak.

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btbt [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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Bold of you to assume that architects were involved in designing these houses

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RandyLahey [he/him]@hexbear.net
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truly appalling

and the fucking street names… Rohan Ct, Rivendell Dr, Anduin Ave, Elrond Dr, Endor Ct, SW 129th St…

street view link for anyone who wants to avoid going to r*ddit

edit: i think this is my favourite so far lmao

edit2: also lol wtf

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HumanBehaviorByBjork [any, undecided]@hexbear.net
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oh no the planner was a nerd

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VernetheJules [they/them]@hexbear.net
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That last one is definitely a portal to somewhere but we just have to find a way to activate it

Also lol PMC Academic Coaching and Mentoring right around the corner

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black_mold_futures [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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That last one is definitely a portal to somewhere but we just have to find a way to activate it

I clicked the house and ended up in a weird street lined by tress…this is FUCKED UP!!!

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LangdonAlger [any]@hexbear.net
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idk this is kind of awesome

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discontinuuity [he/him]@hexbear.net
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It’s the worst aspects of Disney World and suburbia mashed up into a big tacky pile

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Nakoichi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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I disagree with one of the words in that title

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sooper_dooper_roofer [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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Just let China have the west coast, they’ll probably turn it into farmland 150 years from now

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