Man, what a bad year for us. Look at all these setbacks the global communist movement faced and didn’t overcome:

  • The Chinese spy balloon incident. We hoped the presidency and the Pentagon would make utter fools of themselves by shooting down children’s kites and talking about alien invaders. Didn’t happen: Biden’s measured and appropriate response won him the admiration of the entire world, and put to rest any lingering doubts about his fitness for office.

  • US sanctions absolutely destroying China’s semiconductor industry. We thought that one of the world’s richest countries, with the biggest real economy and most advanced industrial base on earth, would find a way to make needed chips on their own. Nope: cheap commie manufacturing got exposed once again as unable to adapt to the computer age, and the Chinese had to come begging to Washington to get the sanctions lifted. Just like Reagan predicted.

  • The US economy and the USD were both stronger than ever, with de-dollarization basically a nonstarter. (This after the US did NOT experience a recession in 2022, and after American economists absolutely did NOT redefine the very meaning of the word in order to hide how badly the economy was doing). We hoped Russia and China announce a raft of trade agreements, including trade in yuan; none of that came to fruition, and we might as well accept that Bretton Woods is going to be with us forever.

  • Russian retreat from Bakhmut, a city which had not strategic value to begin with. Russia said it was the key to the Donbas, and as good Z bots we have to keep parroting that line, but we all know the city was only attacked to stroke Putin’s ego. Avdiivka is NOT, I repeat NOT, in danger from Russian forces.

  • But the biggest humiliation we faced: the Ukrainian counteroffensive, which people are STILL talking about, which ISN’T being quietly swept under the rug, and which all freedom-loving people (not Tankies) will CONTINUE to talk about until the end of time. We thought the Ukrainian army would stall at the skirmish line, unable to advance because of extensive mining and massive Russian firepower; instead, we had to gnash our teeth in rage as those rag-tag Ukrainian heroes, armed with advanced American and EU weaponry, broke through Russian lines and liberated Crimea. Guess those Patriot missiles really are invincible.

So there it is, a really crappy year for anti-imperialism. Let’s hope 2024 can be better.

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I guarantee you some redditor is going to screenshot this post and repost it seriously on their subreddits

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Then my work here will be done

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34 points

Us Tankies copeing and seething like this would be Ukraine’s greatest victory all year.

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I hope it becomes a back and forth with both sides screenshotting the post and reactions, then the reactions to the reactions and so on until the text becomes completely illegible.

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23 points

I mean they do believe all the points.

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I’d be so much happier if we were wrong.

Like yeah sure there’s a toxic part of me that gets some kind of boost from being ontologically correct but it’s like “ha I was right. Oh fuck…”

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Same tbh, I’m like a dog on the fourth of July. I just wish some smart person like Aaron Sorkin or Lin Manuel Mirands could explain politics to me.

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53 points

Not to mention the fact that the Chinese economy is going to collapse any day now.

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26 points

END.

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47 points

Every year is a great year to be a ML because we stay winning

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It’s the long game, really

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1991

If you can spin that year as a win I will eat my pants.

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20 points

We lost materially, but we won the “I told you so” game. Which is what we are best at winning.

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i was in the market for an armchair actually

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It wasn’t as bad as… that is to say, it could have been worse if…

Yeah, there’s really no way 1991 was a win. For anybody.

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14 points

The peoples of the USSR had so many new things that year.

К А К - П И Ц Ц А - Х А Т

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6 points

A fate worse then death.

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11 points

It set the stage for 9/11

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You consider that a win???

Killed a few thousand innocent civilians and in response we got 1 million Iraqis and Afghanis dead, the passage of the Patriots Act, ramping up of domestic and overseas fascism, etc.

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5 points

The revisionist Gorbachev finally lost power.

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It was an unironically horrible year for a tankie, stuck in Ukraine, while my SO is right over the eastern border. I’m so tired… It’s hard to imagine normal life now.

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Much love and empathy, comrade.

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Thank you, comrade… I’m just really hoping that the war will end soon, and I’ll be able to move away. I hate this place with a passion.

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Is it difficult to get out now and claim asylum somewhere? There’s a lot of Ukrainians around Europe now.

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Sorry to hear that, comrade. Puts my shitposting here in perspective. Hope all is well with you and the SO, and that you’re able to get to a safe place soon. This criminal western-backed war can’t end soon enough.

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We’re physically well, but mentally exhausted. Both of us can’t wait for this war to be over.

Puts my shitposting here in perspective

Sometimes it’s easy to look at the world events and say “yeah, this is horrible, but in the end it’ll lead us to the better world”, and kinda forget about those swept up in these events. I do this too, because the only other option is a complete burnout.

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