boss hog
big piggie
Wowie imagine the pigpoopballs on that lad!
Probably not fast enough to shadow a mini cooper though.
Dire Boars have a speed of 40ft/ 6 second round.
When running that increases to 160ft.
160/6 = 26+2/3ft/second
Converted to real units that becomes a running speed of 8m/s 28.8km/hr, which, given a Dire Boars constitution modifier of +3 can probably be maintained for several minutes.
According to this website the most popular car in Alabama (Boss Hog’s territory) is the Nissan Altima.
While tragically, the Altima’s top speed far outstrips Boss Hog’s it’s acceleration certainly doesn’t, taking a whole 8.8 seconds to go from 0-100.
So while people in cars can probably pass through Boss Hog’s territory unmolested, there’s no way you’re getting out of your driveway if Boss Hog doesn’t want you to.
Some chud is having wild dreams of 40-50 of these charging his children while he unloads at them with a full auto… And also the DOOM music kicks in
