I had a box barely the size of a pint, you asked me to leave, I politely said I would, then you kept screaming and screaming at me how I was “stealing” as I walked away.
you didn’t plant this, it’s at least 250 feet long, there’s hundreds of pounds of berries here, and you’re not gonna pick them you desiccated rich-ass piece of shit, fuck you. your sToLeN blackberries are going taste great on my vanilla ice cream.
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That’s a Texas-sized ten four comrade. Fuck that jerk.
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Y’know what I keep scrolling past this and have concluded you should not only take this guy’s blackberries but also rob him.
was it the homeowner who yelled at you? because the way its written it sounds like a random unrelated guy which makes it even funnier lol
