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What’s her @ 👀

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:spray-bottle:

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46 points

:volcel-police: Turning myself in, only to realise that I’m into getting handcuffed

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22 points

Finally I can do my time in peace

Horny jail warden: I am going to step on your balls, worm

:oh-shit:

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21 points

We need to find alternative ways to detain people who break their volcel pledge.

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2014

Sad we didn’t follow this queens example smh

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18 points

:mao-clap:

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11 points

Nice

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I’m assuming she didn’t face any prison time and got the presidential medal of freedom?

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:order-of-lenin:

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In my head, yes, and then she got Biden and became the new leader of the American proletariat and led us all to freedom. Me sitting at work posting this is just a bad dream I can’t seem to wake up from.

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