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“EEY I’M MURDERIN’ 'ERE”

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Cuomo should have titled his how he beat covid book, “Mission Accomplished” instead

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“As governor of the State of New York I did an excellent job of handling the covid emergency. And - this is important - I gave people hope. The media is reporting that covid deaths were undercounted by 12,000 people without context. If you do not have the appropriate context - how can you make a fair judgment? You can’t. You cannot. It is simply impossible.”

“From my grandmother - I have part of a gnocchi recipe to share with you…”

Ingredients (for 2 servings)

  • 4 medium russet potatoes

  • 1 teaspoon salt, plus more for the water

  • 1 teaspoon pepper

  • 1 egg

  • 1 ½ cups all-purpose flour, extra to dust

  • 2 tablespoons butter, for pan frying

  • sage leaf

  • 12,000 uncounted covid deaths

“It is delicious and my wife and I enjoy it very much.”

“It is true that changes are a fundamental part Italian cooking. We are culinary improvisers and we have been so for millennia. But you can’t skimp. That would disrespect the memory of grandmother and be a tragedy. The real problem is…”

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gnocchi

Godfather III flashbacks

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The reason the press didn’t find out about this earlier was because when Cuomo was governor they got a phone call at 2am that went “Eyyyy it’s Tone. Keepa poking intoa my COVID responsa and there will be one or twoa more unreported deathsa, capsiche?”

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