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Soft toilet paper is for pampered suburban lib asses that hate adventure. Soft toilet paper feels wet and like it’s smearing the shit around your asshole. Scratchy toilet paper rips the shit off your anus, feels like a loving massage from a romantic porcupine , and is for leftists who like to live life the right way.

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BIDET GANG

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JOE BIDET

JOE BIDET

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GO POO NO MATTER THE LOO

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Western Bidets are bougie - the SE asian style Bum Gun is the bidet of the people

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I’d guess America is putting far more of the washlet asian style ones than the other kind right now.

I was thinking of getting my parents one as a housewarming gift lol

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If your main method of cleaning your ass is paper than you’re doing it wrong anyway.

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Bidet gang

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Bidet / Hairyass 2020

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You want a bleeding asshole? Because this is how you get a bleeding asshole.

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I have days where I shit a few times a day. That plus some hemorrhoids and rough TP makes daily life miserable. Gimme some soft TP and plenty of veggies and existence is that much less miserable.

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You say you’re a leftist but you don’t use your poop knife? Hmm curious :curious-marx: :curious-marx: :curious-marx:

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fucking reactionary, it’'s OUR poop knife. private poop knives are bougie decadence.

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THESIS: Toilet paper

ANTITHESIS: Bidet

SYNTHESIS: Wet wipes

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PSA: Don’t flush wet wipes.

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Literally worse than either alone, plumbing and environmentally speaking.

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If you’re flushing wet wipes you’re ruining the plumbing. If you’re not you got doo doo sheets in your trash.

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