I’ll start:
Soft toilet paper is for pampered suburban lib asses that hate adventure. Soft toilet paper feels wet and like it’s smearing the shit around your asshole. Scratchy toilet paper rips the shit off your anus, feels like a loving massage from a romantic porcupine , and is for leftists who like to live life the right way.
BIDET GANG
Western Bidets are bougie - the SE asian style Bum Gun is the bidet of the people
If your main method of cleaning your ass is paper than you’re doing it wrong anyway.
You want a bleeding asshole? Because this is how you get a bleeding asshole.
You say you’re a leftist but you don’t use your poop knife? Hmm curious :curious-marx: :curious-marx: :curious-marx:
THESIS: Toilet paper
ANTITHESIS: Bidet
SYNTHESIS: Wet wipes