NORTH KOREA conquers the United States
LMAO. also the Red Dawn remake with NK as the baddies :data-laughing:
How unbelievably embarrassing itd be for the richest empire to get owned so completely by half of Korea.
uncritical support for the DPRK in its heroic struggle to liberate occupied Korea from the genocidal American empire
You forget North Korea manages to do a Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere before somehow invading the US
I love me some 80s Red Dawn though. It’s so fucking stupid. Incredible film.
What if Red Dawn remake but the kids defect to the communist side
80s red dawn :zizek-ok:
fucking cold war brain ‘the ruskies are gonna paradrop onto your dumb rural high school’
My favorite part of Red Dawn is that it’s implicitly supporting communists without realizing it. While the local rich and powerful support the occupation, the wolverine resistance cell fights the psychotic foreign occupying force to free their own people from oppression and random violence.
Like it was made straight out of Vietnam and the movie says “Okay, we were definitely the bad guys there, but like what if the tables were turned?” If you swapped America for Korea or Vietnam and Cuba with the US, the movies would basically be documentaries.
The games suck as resistance simulators too. Like you get drones immediately making it just Warfighter or Call of Duty. Let me sit in the Appalachian woods drinking tick blood and clutching my sporterized Springfield before I get the Willie Pete
