All the countries in red or yellow should be wiped off the Earth. Imagine leaving your shoes on in your home. Freaks.

49 points

Wait… You guys walk around the house with your shoes on? :warf-wtf:

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Imagine contaminating your upholstery with the disgusting shit your grubby shoes pick off the street

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3 points

you dont put them on the furniture…

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Imagine not being able to curl up on the sofa because you can’t put your feet on the furniture

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Oh, but so many Americans do.

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35 points

They never walk, so their shoes are always clean.

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Underrated analysis here.

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9 points

Yup.

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This

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32 points

Lol I used to get into fights with people growing up about this shit. We live in the fucking SOUTH, it is CONSTANTLY HUMID AND MUDDY AND THERE ARE LITERAL FIELDS OF COW SHIT take your fucking shoes off before you even think about jumping in my bed JUSTIN YOU DIPSHIT

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I think the shoe thing is regional in the US, I definitely don’t wear shoes at home

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27 points

it’s universal to take shoes off indoors in hawaii. you’ll need to spare them when you wipe the red countries off the map.

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Hawaiians aren’t American. Hawaii is an occupied nation and the destruction of the United States will set it free once again.

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22 points

:xi-clap:

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