Also screw Colorado, stop being better than America
I have historically always weighed less than 130lbs as an :amerikkka: man – cannot wait until I am classified as a cryptid in 2035 for being the last skinny boi in the continental US
Observe: the common American twink, he is criticly endagered, perhaps the last of its kind
I like that the organization is called ‘choices’
Maybe it isn’t everyone’s individual fault that our food is making us obese
Colorado is cheating. A shitload of athletes move to cities like Boulder so that they can train at high altitude and level up their red blood cells. It’s also a mecca for climbing and outdoor sports in general while the hiking is some of the best in the country.
the US olympic committee put methamphetamines in the water supply across the state to facilitate low-dose performance increase with the deniability of the whole watersupply containing the same ‘backround’ compounds :theory-gary:
my dream cross country trip is to go there just to hike. tired of my baby mountains and hills.
Rocky Mountain National Park especially is such a cathedral to nature that I had to move to within daytrip distance. I’ve had morning coffee and/or psilocybin at all of these Glacier Gorge lakes surrounded by animals and wildflowers. While I have yet to go elsewhere in the state, the front range has some magical places.
They have sand dunes you can hike too, the remnants of an ancient lake. Colorado has cool fucking geography.
never seen a sand dune outside of a beach. one day whenever i have actual $ and time I’m taking an RV out there to stay for a month
Broke: the future will be like 1984
Woke: the future will be like Wall-E
Why are you invalidating my feelings? I’m triggered, are you defending fatphobia?
