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New bit idea: stop saying "touch grass"(hexbear.net)

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Haste_Hall [he/him]@hexbear.net
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Out: “touch grass”

In: “go get some dirt on your shoes”

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RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.net
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Embrace foliage

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Collatz_problem [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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Reject concrete

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NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]@hexbear.net
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Fun fact, those little purple flower-cones that pop up on lawns are “dead nettles,” named because they have no stingers

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Alex_Jones [he/him]@hexbear.net
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I’m gonna call my band Death Nettle

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Sklorp [she/her]@hexbear.net
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Apparently you can make decent soup from stinging nettles.

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Alaskaball [comrade/them]@hexbear.netOPA
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Take a hike and touch a tree

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AverageStudent [he/him]@hexbear.net
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What if you live out in the high desert? No trees to touch on my hike

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btbt [he/him]@hexbear.net
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I hear limestone is pretty yummy

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Alaskaball [comrade/them]@hexbear.netOPA
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Go touch a shrub. I know those are out there somewhere

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EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.netM
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Punch anyone that thinks they can grow a lawn or like, arborvitae and shit.

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AverageStudent [he/him]@hexbear.net
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Lawns are bad enough. Lawns out in the desert are downright disgusting

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