Why wouldn’t he lie, pretend he had covid, pretend the new grifter cure works, profit.

Because admitting you got COVID is itself admitting you got Owned. And because faking COVID exposes you to getting further Owned. I mean, just look at all the Twitter dunking Garrison’s got in the last two days. Imagine if he came back tomorrow and said “Ivermectin cured me!” He’d just get dunked on again.

Past that, these guys aren’t taking precautions. They’re routinely mingling at large public events. We’re still riding the latest crest of a highly infectious disease. The odds that he’s going to a Conservative Cartoon Convention with a few asshole super-spreader attendees is pretty good. Its not a coincidence that the C-List Conservative Shock Jocks and Mega-Pastors are all dropping dead. They drank their own Kool-aid and now they’re Jonestown-ing in real time.

Has something like that happened yet?

Dear covid, can’t you kill some racist cop instead? Ben is too funny to die.

Not yet

I believe someone already submitted it