Democracy at work :sicko-crab:

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I literally don’t care who killed him a dead Tory is a good thing for the world

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short-sighted analysis based in emotion rather than any critical thought process. the pseudo-fascistic government we have in charge here is going to be salivating at the thought of all the nasty bills they can pass clamping down on dissent with this as an excuse. and this Tory bastard will be replaced by another just like him, possibly worse, with a bolstered majority to boot. socialism isn’t furthered by random lone wolf acts of violence.

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They were just gonna do that eventually anyway. If it wasn’t this, it would’ve been for something else in the probably not too distant future.

So fuck it, I’m celebrating this dead asshole.

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Why are you trying so hard to out woke everyone on this post? Bad man dead, ppl happy. You don’t know what’s going to happen in the future and neither do I. No one in here us celebrating because this is going to lead to Revolution.

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They’re going to pass a ban on all edged tools now

British cuisine will be reduced to textureless sludge as a result

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I mean…

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:bean-think:

Heinz’s Tinned Bean Paste in Tomato Sauce

The new national dish of the United Kingdom

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Those tin can lids get rather sharp. They’ll have to switch to the canadian bagged milk system for their beans.

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I love Heinz baked beans in tomato sauce

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That, or sporks

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At least until someone kills an MP with a sharpened spork

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https://www.theyworkforyou.com/mp/10009/david_amess/southend_west/votes

In case anyone feels like seeing what he was like

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How Sir David Amess voted on Health

“Against”

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He was for the fox hunting ban so slightly untypical tory, still a massive piece of shit

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I was holding my crabs in just in case, but:

  • Reducing welfare for the poor and disabled
  • Gutting the NHS
  • Reducing taxes on the rich
  • Ignoring climate change
  • Supporting war
  • Against immigration and asylum
  • Against equal rights for LGBTQ

So…

:crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party:

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As a result of COVID-19, some MPs have been less able to vote in Parliament, and this will be reflected in their voting record.

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Being dead also affects ability to vote, he shoulda thought it through

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SMDH I hope getting stabbed by his constituent won’t affect his voting record.

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David is a mess :trump-anguish:

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Guts all over the place, very unprofessional folks:thicc-trump:

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He had just got done with surgery and was bleeding from his eyes, bleeding all over everything, we told him he couldn’t come in

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