Tbh ‘Chairman’ sounds way cooler.
We now recognise Juan Guaido as the president of China
Freedom fries here we come!
Chairman Xi, send the nukes.
Huh, it does make him seem cooler
Good thing there’s not anything actually important that our politicians could be doing instead.
America really is cartoonishly evil at this point,
Pandemic? We put your job out of business, here’s $1200, get back to work!
Climate Change causing unparalleled devastation across the globe? Moar oil please!
Sanctions killing 1000’s every year? More sanctions on our “allies”, and bomb the brown countries.
Chinese companies outcompeting the US in tech? No those are our companies now.
50% of US population poor or destitute? make them all homeless and make it 70%!
Xi must be pissing himself
