My house manages to do it just fine, maybe Daniel Suarez had shitty roommates.

i eat 1 pizza my bf eats the rest, works out in our hierarchy of needs

mfer probably has some means testing scheme for the pizza that he trys to use and all his roommate bully him for it and just take his pizza cuz he’s a nerd

there’s always that one roommate that wants pineapple and tortured animals

Communism is when you finish cooking your pot of borscht and then Stalin comes in and asks for a spoonful

Like sticks of gum in a classroom.

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