ALL CUSTOMERS HAVE THE BEST MOMENT IN THEIR DAY AT THIS STORE

AAAAAAAAAAAA

So basically the staff have to take MDMA and put heroin in the coffee

they either paid some in-house corporate jerkoff with advanced degrees hundreds of thousands in salary to make this, or they contracted it out for millions. either way they should have spent that money on wages for the baristas

Holy fuck, everything else aside, the fact that they think that every one who comes in for a coffee can should have the best moment of their day by doing so is one of the best condemnations of this capitalist hellhole I’ve seen in a while.

Forget making love to your partner, fulfilling yourself creatively, or engaging with transcendent artwork! The person who handed you your treats has had enough coke and/or indoctrination to have “infectious energy” while doing so! :agony-consuming: