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Don’t begin your first date with a quiz about dialectical materialism.

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Begin your first date with a quiz about dialectical materialism.

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I’m getting my Luna vids out first thing.

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During the act, there must be a remembrance of Stalin.

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Use colourful plumage, a high pitched warbling sqawk and finally an awkward hopping dance with your feathers on full display.

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I feel like I haven’t heard from Shitbird in a while

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17 points

Sigma Birbs

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My brain has decided this is a thinly veiled ‘sugma’ joke and I can’t stop it.

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one of my friends started dating his landlord, and now I can’t send him any memes about hating landlords.

so i guess don’t date landlords if you still want to get fire memes

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Send them anyway.

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don’t date landlords if you still want to get fire memes

they get no fukin till they stop. its like listostradi

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Hoping they’re being a deep cover honeypot to bring down the landlords in the most brutal way possible.

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landlords dating their tenants

🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮

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