21 points

The State of the State

coke is basically syrup anyway, i respect his purity

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22 points

Mainlining high fructose corn syrup like a true patriot.

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25 points

The absolute state of the state

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Hold on let me take a quick syrup sippy…

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23 points

Busting out a flask of highly processed grain based sugar ooze in the middle of debating how to most effectively end all life on earth.

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feels like a bee movie scene

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9 points

:ohnoes:

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11 points

Tommy needy drinky

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How American do you have to be to do this? It’s just vile even imagining it

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25 points

This is eating a stick of butter like a candy bar levels of hog behavior.

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Ted Cruz’s favorite snack

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10 points

if he loves Tennessee so much why is he consuming a Pennsylvanian product

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