• Google taught me how to find any information I want, but now I have trouble memorizing anything.

• Tumblr taught me that anything can be horny. Anything.

• YouTube taught me about the grave threat that feminism poses to our civilization.

• Vine taught me that all good things must end.

• DeviantArt taught me to appreciate manga drawn by 10-year-olds.

• Blogger taught me to NEVER TRUST A GOOGLE PRODUCT

• Facebook taught me to hate. Mostly to hate my friends.

• Instagram taught me about Booba.

• Etsy taught me that you can get a hammer and sickle made out of anything for $10.

• Twitter taught me to dunk.

And I would want it literally any other way please help I need to develop an attention span and self-confidence.

Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He askkked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I askkked what and he said he’d give me his 💦kkkummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drinkkk them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makkkes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it’s my only goal… 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 kkkummy💦, 2 kkkummy💦💦, 3 kkkummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I’m 💘daddy’s💘 👑prince 👑but I’m also a whore! 💟 He makkkes me feel skkkquishy💗!He makkkes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makkkes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑

this thread feels like the old chapo sub days when a lost chud would wonder in and get owned spectularly

so cursed