Disarm cops, arm retail workers

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:posadist-nuke:

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What if Black Friday, but its The Purge?

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As long as it’s workers doing the purging

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The streets would be flooded ankle deep with blood and viscera.

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And it would be justified

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Unless you’re a cop, then you get to use violence on people rude to you at work

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A few christmases ago I worked at a grocery store on Xmas eve, there was only 2 cashiers maybe plus 4 self checkouts. We closed at 5 and at 5 there was a line wrapping from the front all the way down the aisles.

My store manager WENT THROUGH MY LINE said something like “Man this looks rough” and FUCKING LEFT.

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They wouldn’t have said that to you if you had a machete

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Correct, you need an effective deterrent. Xmas is retail hell even for grocery stores. Nobody is banging down the doors on black Friday but it gets overwhelming.

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Totally believe you, I’ve had a panic attack in a grocery store trying to pick up a couple things a full week before Christmas. You’re braver than the troops for working there

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Never going to a store on a holiday gang

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