Reading between the lines, should we throw Covid patients into volcanos?
Technically a close-range gamma ray burst can kill coronavirus, but there’s a good reason no one is using it for that purpose: it’s a goddamned close-range gamma ray burst.
technically lava can kill coronavirus
is this really a forbes article? actually it’s probably more truthful than usual
It is really a Forbes article:
Apparently it came about after Trump suggested drinking bleach.
The solution here is obvious. Molten lava N95 masks - perfect for cold weather!
Next they’re gonna tell me to stop throwing my used car batteries in the ocean