I know I don’t post on twitter much these days, but now I’ll be sliding into DMs to ask why you aren’t paying your student loans.

I’m getting a “prorection” just the thinking about this

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So now I’m allowed to dm Joe Biden to remind him that he still owes me $600?

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Just keep asking it over Venmo, has to work eventually?

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good work with that consumer protection, liz :warren-snake-green:

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I’m remembering the episode “Homer the Vigilante,” where Grampa wants to help and Homer tells him “Just stand there and don’t steal anything.”

Quick cut to Grampa & co. stealing something. Homer calls him out, and Grampa says “We’re on our break!”

Picture something similar when this “consumer protection bureau” is called out. “We’re only in the office for 8 hours a day!”

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I see so many videos on youtube about fucking with scammers but never taking shots at debt collectors. Just another facet of our :bootlicker: country.

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The debt collectors are the ones who should be fucking with scammers who don’t pay for what they buy. That’s the real scam, sweatie

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Debt collectors can send county PD to shoot your dog.

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Another reason not to use social media. But that’s the next step, right? Force people to use it somehow.

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gonna start doing this anytime a collector calls lmao

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You should make this it’s own post

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