Oh look, manmade horrors beyond my comprehension

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At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don’t Create The Torment Nexus

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finally, the cock and ball torture simulator

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The Gom Jabbar test of humanity, but the opening on the pain box is just a 1.5" diameter circle.

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Look on the bright side, maybe the Chinese government will eventually be able to use this kind of technology to alleviate human suffering and do better urban planning or something.

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Honestly, donating my brain to the urbanism meatbot sounds pretty dope

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Wouldn’t even need to do that if this is something that can be done by just growing some brain cells, which seems to be the case. Though I guess imagine the power of a whole one if one could figure out how to make use of all the neurons and structures etc. Damn, ok, yeah, stick my brain at the start of a train, hell yeah :traingang:

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sounds like the weird longtermism shit, no thanks

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and call them robots so they can be legally enslaved. don’t forget that part.

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P R A I S E_T H E _O M N I S S I A H

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:sicko-yes:

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Strong OCP vibes

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p r o l e t a r i a n i z a t i o n

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You know it’s kinda terrifying science when braincells in a Petrie dish can play pong better than you.

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Not fair, they don’t have bills and kids and arthritis :wojak-nooo:

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But just think how much better at breathing and operating an absurdly complex mess of contracting squishy bits to move around both deliberately and precisely than them you are.

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We gotta get these cells some lungs and a diaphragm and learn whether they are, in fact, worse at breathing than me

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Wasn’t that basically the original plot for the Matrix? The machines were using human brains in a massive cloud computing network or something

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global human community

How do you do, fellow humans?

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I thought they were farming people for heat/energy production but idk

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Yeah that’s what it was changed to for the final script.

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well, this wasn’t the dystopia I expected but I guess I shouldn’t complain

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:agony-shivering:

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braincoin

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honestly technology merged with living cells is very cool and I could think of some very useful applications

but this is hellworld, they’re gonna use it for drones

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:bugs-no: this is bad 100% no

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Ehh, it’s iffy. A couple brain cells don’t have consciousness. They can’t feel pain, desire, sadness, etc. All of those are a result of the overall brain rather than any few cells. If we keep it to that it could be ok.

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You’re right (probably), but I’m more concerned that capitalism is not inclined to “keep it to that”

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