Also, Happy Holidays :meow-bounce:

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I don’t know much about Christianity but isn’t this like blasphemy or something

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thats okay, most evangelicals dont know much about christianity either

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This is like the golden bull all over again…

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Finna nail 96 Theses onto the automatic door at the Piggly Wiggly

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piggly wiggly

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In the grand scheme of things, Christmas is kind of a lame ass holiday. It’s not commemorating some great struggle, or forcing you to contemplate some deep fact about society or theology, it’s just “oh its God’s birthday, everyone say happy birthday god”.

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some deep fact about society or theology

an eternal, all-powerful deity becoming human, God with us, birthed of a human mother in a feeding trough, to rid humanity of its inhumanity

:bruh-moment:

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As I said, it’s a birthday party

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Mfw :nasrallah:

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to rid humanity of its inhumanity

Most Christians would say it was only to rid a small subset of humanity of it’s inhumanity, giving them eternal bliss in heaven; while for the rest of humanity it means you get eternal torment. i.e. Jesus becoming human allows the opportunity to avoid eternal torment, not the actual giving of it. So kinda like how Americans have access to freedom, not real freedom.

The “peace on earth good will towards men” is pure marketing.

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we must attack and dethrone God

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Another reason we must pray for the swift divine judgment of America :amerikkka:

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the original pagan festival that “christmas” supplanted was centered around the winter solstice, celebrating the triumph of light over darkness. Jesus is now the light.

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This isn’t even the right holiday for that! That’s Easter you dumb motherfuckers!

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It’s an old photo, probably originally taken at Easter

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It was probably taken at Easter, but also a weird thing about evangelicalism is that Jesus’ death HAS to be mentioned at all times, on every occasion. Like they can’t consider Jesus birth, ministry, etc without referencing Jesus’ death in the same sentence. End game gets you piss poor theology, sad! :trump-anguish:

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america is wrong with americans

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