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38 points

They forgot to put everyone on the poster.

Kyle Sharnt

Jay Durnk

Brandon Timmacow

Jerry Mesipinini

Carl Plout

Krem Bartong

Gorg Lepershinko

Dart Crumwad

Gil Gussino

Larn Hangleshire

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And of course everyone’s favorite alpha male motivational speaker, Dan Bongos.

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15 points

can’t believe ya’ll are forgetting The Squid

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Lonn Tilbo

Wayne “Neckbone” Toppo

Tramm Loucher

Yerne Logginslough

Phillip McCrevis

with a late night party emceed by TV’s DJ Beef O’Chicken

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3 points

if Dickchard “Dickchad” Fertenbert III. isn’t there, i’m out

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2 points

DJ Beef O’Chicken

:data-laughing:

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8 points

I’ll be there too!

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WE PUT OUR FAITH IN BLAST HARDCHEESE!

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7 points

Don’t forget Bobson Dugnutt

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The Bull

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Why do they all look like they haven’t shit in 30 years?

Someone should go and ask them which one of them is the alpha of their group of alphas.

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14 points

Alpha diet of energy drinks and charred meats.

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It’s good that they don’t shit, because they probably think wiping their assholes is gay. This is the only way they can have clean butts.

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The Venn diagram where Mormons and “alpha men” meet is so fucking funny. Yeah, let me slip into my holy white pajamas before I head to the constipation convention

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It’s being held concurrently with Smegma Con

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