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just put it in the dishwasher like the other bowls, depending on what material the toilet print is you might want to wash it in the sink instead

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Scrub it with a toilet brush, flush, add bleach, scrub it harder, flush. Make sure the brush is “clean” and drown it in bleach til next use. Use the flush stream to get “specs” off the toilet brush.

Also ypu can use those toilet cleaners that remove sarro, but I usually just use bleach.

I preffer to use “gel bleach” cuz less chance of droplets landing in your clothes or skin.

Oh, and for the outside, if it’s your home toilet and nothing terrible had happened to it, I just scrub it with detergent/soap and a “harsh” sponge I use only for cleaning the outside of the toilet.

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Use the flush stream to get “specs” off the toilet brush.

if you see your toilet brush wearing glasses I would go full Pol Pot on it

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I meant shitbits

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I’m sorry, I knew that but was trying to make a silly joke over the typo of specks

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pee really hard and aim for the stains and then flush.

no but seriously, if you want to sanitize a surface, you scrub off whatever you can with a surfactant/detergent (like soap). sanitize with bleach solution last.

if you have hard water (you probably do, look it up), you will have hard water stains from calcium / magnesium buildup. this can be removed with white vinegar (acidic) and pumice stone. spray the vinegar, let it sit for a little bit, then scrub the hell out of the stains with the stone. repeat until gone. pumice is safe on porcelain, but it will fuck up grout and scratch metal. pumice stone rubs off as you use it, so get a decent amount.

in summary and in order:

  • Step 1: Soap and water to remove as much material as you can get off
  • Step 2: Pumice and white vinegar to remove hard water stains.
  • Step 3: Repeat Steps 1 and 2 until all stains are gone.
  • Step 4: Mix a 10-15% bleach and water solution (15% bleach, 85% water) and mist it over every surface. Let air dry.

you can now perform brain surgery in your toilet.

wearing gloves is probably a good idea, and some kind of eye protection is smart. keep room ventilated so you’re not huffing bleach. don’t mix ammonia and bleach or bleach and anything, really, except water.

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With your toothbrush.

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With our toothbrush? :agony-soviet:

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9 points

Eat more veggies and you’ll never need to.

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You should, in fact, still clean your toilet regularly :shapiro-gavel:

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Flushing = Cleaning

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Right wing: Clean your room!

Left wing: Clean your toilet!

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Again, we have better priorities.

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