Polymathematics has solved the 3-smooching problem, but whether this solution can be generalized into an N-smooching solution is yet unknown.
new life goal
3 points
One of the people has to chew faster
4 points
Poly relationships are all about balance, I’m told. Balance and communication, but hopefully not the latter because that would be talking while eating which is gross.
3 points
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It would have to be thin crust. You wouldn’t want a stretching bouthful on the way.
Square-cut would make it even easier, but you’d need 4.
2 points
I imagine you could cut as many corners as you like but eventually somebody is gonna want pineapple lol
