Donald Picard

Lmao “Vermin Supreme” is a real person:

Vermin Love Supreme (born 1960 or 1961) is an American performance artist and activist who has run as a candidate in various local, state, and national elections in the United States. He served as a member of the Libertarian Party’s judicial committee. Supreme is known for wearing a boot as a hat and carrying a large toothbrush, and has said that if elected President of the United States, he will pass a law requiring people to brush their teeth. He has campaigned on a platform of zombie apocalypse awareness and time travel research, and promised a free pony for every American.

Wikipedia

“Paperboy Prince” is the alias of local man Mike Donga who beat Paperboy on the atari with a high score.

Don’t blame me, I voted for Bobson Dugnut/Mike Truk

Do people in New Hampshire get friends and coworkers together do write-in political fantasy football stuff?

Like is “Richard Rist” an fictional in-joke or a in-joke real person who owns a pizzeria?

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The answer is no fun at all. It’s American civil religion. I should have known. Many of them (nearly all of them?) are actual candidates.

What is the Lesser-Known Candidate Forum in New Hampshire : NPR

MANCHESTER, N.H. — Richard Rist is a business owner from Maryland, frustrated with how divided the nation has become. His solution: run for president. Because… why not?

On Thursday, Rist was part of what’s called the Lesser-Known Candidate Forum, held by Saint Anselm College in Manchester every four years, a tradition that dates back to 1972 in the first-in-the-nation primary state.

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Dressed conservatively in a navy sport coat and a floral tie, Rist made his way to the stage, where he found himself sandwiched between a man wearing a big black rubber boot on his head, and a candidate named Paperboy Love Prince whose outfit evoked a wish-granting genie.

A 2004 article said he owned a “home-based gallery”.