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This mother fucker gets away with saying anything: “You will be able to save and replay memories..."(hexbear.net)

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Ursus_Hexagonus [he/him]@hexbear.net
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“You will be able to save and replay memories…”

… and commercials!

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BeamBrain [he/him]@hexbear.net
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I think that would drive even the most anodyne person to adventurism

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emizeko [they/them]@hexbear.net
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Altered Carbon has this

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SaniFlush [any, any]@hexbear.net
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Futurama

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steve5487 [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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I doubt it’ll get that far

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CopsDyingIsGood [he/him]@hexbear.net
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Anybody who wants this enough to volunteer for a trial already has brain damage

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happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.net
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their AI done surgery even in their promotional material pierces numerous blood vessels despite them saying otherwise

:yes-hahaha-yes-r: :yea:

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UncleJoe [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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Damn, wish my brain had a thing where it would store important information that it would be able to recall any time :thinking-about-it:

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steve5487 [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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oh don’t worry it’ll post all your thoughts on the internet

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Alex_Jones [he/him]@hexbear.net
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On the blockchain

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Kevin_Sorbet [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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Watching that black mirror episode and thinking “great idea”

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Leon_Grotsky [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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“Ah yes, the Torment Nexus! From the famous sci-fi novel ‘Don’t Build the Torment Nexus!’”

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SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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We’re sorry, but that memory of your loved one who died can only be unlocked with MEMOR + just $5.99 a month! Enjoy unlimited access to all your memories and emotions, save and upload them to the cloud, interact with a community of memory influencers and so much more!

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inshallah2 [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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Elon-heads are surely chomping at the bit to let Elon hack their brain. I’ll never understand people. How have we made it this far as a species?

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SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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How have we made it this far as a species?

Mutual aid and cooperation. Capitalism has made god damned sure to kill that off though and is making us regress as people. We all hate and kill each other and cheer on and empty our wallets out for the people literally oppressing us, like Elon.

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inshallah2 [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars. The men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.

— H. L. Mencken

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SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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This is literally what’s going to happen and bazinga brains are totally fine with it. You’re going to be a lithium mining slave on the mars one colony with Elon and your memories of home are going to be behind a paywall and it’s fine, normal, cool, and good.

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