We had some Canadian friends over last night and I woke up thinking about this bizarre event.

“This is still an active, ongoing investigation,” said Cpl. Jennifer Clarke in an email on Friday. “All investigative avenues and possibilities continue to be explored, analyzed, and processed with due diligence. This is to ensure that the integrity of the investigation is not compromised. We cannot release anything more related to your questions.”

and where is the investigation at now, almost two years later, Cpl. Clarke?

My mother worked across the street from the dude’s denture place at the time. It’s been around as long as I can reme and had a big silly set if fake teeth attached to the outside wall. Like, I’ve for sure walked by this dude on the streets