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love to protest by, uh… checks notes committing mass murder

incredibly normal people

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My parents keep insisting these people are good and if the government cracked down on them then it would be “authoritarianism” and “bad” because “freedum”

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“Authoritarianism” is when stop people from actively killing people going about their lives.

:not-good:

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in a vague sense it would be authoritarian. I just happen to think an authoritarian act saving lives is, in fact, good.

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I mean, seat belt mandates could be considered “authoritarian” – and they’re completely necessary and good

now if only the freedumb anti-mask crowd would turn their ire onto seat belts

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62 points

Ah okay. The accusations of protestors burning down homes and neighborhoods were just projection.

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It’s ALWAYS projection.

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No no no…this is GOOD. Because mainstream social media has endorsed it!

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Holy shit, being a rightoid is the ultimate get-out-of-jail-free card.

I know Marx SPECIFICALLY said to do the exact opposite of this, but when we’re fighting for specific policies, I deadass believe we should disguise ourselves as hogs to make it palatable to the average joe.

Something something different material conditions.

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Sometimes when we do public events, we’ll bring out an American flag and the Red flag and put them together. It tends to bring a lot more positive interactions with the broader public when they see you’re not some kind of terminally online left-wing crank talking about destroying America with fire and brimstone and deporting all the crackers to europe.

Even more folks tend to be interested learning about the Leninist position of who the American government works for and why it should be abolished and replaced with a genuinely democratic people’s government. Turns out touching grass and trying to behave like a normal person does wonders lmao

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trying to behave like a normal person does wonders lmao

if I didn’t take this advice in high school, I’m not taking it now, school councilor.

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Jimmy, Bullworth Academy takes savage little children like you and turns them into model citizens! (Reference to the video game “Bully” where the protagonist gets sent to a school filled with the most psychotic normal by today’s standards lol Americans straight from a stereotype 70s high school set.)

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you’re not some kind of terminally online left-wing crank talking about destroying America

speak for yourself

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when they see you’re not some kind of terminally online left-wing crank talking about destroying America

aight, I’mma head out :spongebob-party:

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destroying America with fire and brimstone

Don’t be absurd, no one wants to involve brimstone! Have you smelled brimstone?!

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Can’t be as bad as the scent burning toast

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you’re not some kind of terminally online left-wing crank talking about destroying America with fire and brimstone and deporting all the crackers to europe.

you’re either that or a liberal :shrug-outta-hecks:

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33 points

Redfash tankie but for real and every American loves it :kitty-cri-screm:

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“I LOVE working, but since those liberal coastal elites don’t give a damn about the American dream, they’d rather hire as little as possible and milk the few employees they have like cows!”

“If those liberal elites like taxes so much, let’s stop trying to save the elites from themselves and let them get taxed already and us all-Americans can see a cut in OUR taxes for a change! They’ll learn!”

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I think I have a Gadsden flag I can wear like a cape.

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Are they all that afraid to say it though? This is speaking pretty loudly on its own.

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