I had to do something like this recently and just wrote that I’m extremely interested in determining the value of ten rolls of linen. I think I actually stole this answer from an earlier hexbear thread.

just say it openly

this is also why some IT commies need to make a commie malware that googles commie stuff on other ppl’s comps, to make the number of commies look far larger

you could even (just spitballing) create bot accounts, located on other people’s IPs, that log onto hexbear and leave trivial comments and upvotes. disclaimer I have zero expertise in programming and dont’ know if this is possible

“The fact that liberal is the furthest left option on this app is political violence.”