Eww, I don’t get how people like miracle whip or whatever the sweet mayo stuff is neither.

i see your birthday cake mayo and raise you a warcrime

I’m actually more disturbed by the olive oil mayo in the background.

I’ve made homemade mayonnaise before, and on one or two occasions I forgot how wretched it tastes with olive oil and used it. Ugh.

Okay, at this point I have to ask. Is there any chance Heinz is making small runs of these mayo flavors just to troll us?