We need a wikipedia that uses non-horny adjectives to describe plants.

these adjectives aren’t sexual they are the actual biological terms you’re the one who is too horny

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As if biology didn’t invent being horny

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says the man horny for cacti

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too horny

Fake news

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:astronaut-1:

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IDK I think more people need to see the inherent sexiness of plants.

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Ohh they’re called succulents? I’ve been calling them turgids.

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Since @mark213686123 already answered, let me ask you

Who needs their cactussy turgent?

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Succulent your mom’s meaty butthole.

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