This actually seems more like something you’d see making fun of conservatives than a joke conservatives would come up with

Actually it’s only Zelda if it’s from the Zelda region of Hyrule, otherwise it’s a sparkling twink.

Their only good content is when they’re making fun of themselves and it happens like once every three years

bro in the fascist future (which will be glorious) video games protagonists are gonna look like ronnie coleman with a cock so fucking enormous they use it as their Hyperborean spear against the wokescold antifuh

the enemies will be soviet cavemen throwing rocks at nippon steel German OberstPanzerGruppen Tiger folded over 1000000 times superior Aryan tactics

This kind of shit isn’t surprising, occasional exercises in self awareness and depreciation are a clever way for people to come off as more good faith than they actually are. Often people in power will preformatively cop to their own faults and hypocrisies in order to lend themselves an air of humility.