funko pops are so generic and indistinguishable as the characters theyre supposed to represent (unless they have extremely obvious props) that i almost certainly wouldnt even notice it was supposed to be me

Kill myself instantly. Such an object is clearly of extremely supernatural and evil origins and is there to forebode a far greater horror to be cast upon me. Only by killing myself prior am I able to spare myself from the horror of the future

take a selfie where I’m pointing at it while doing soyface