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where’s my sex

i thought it was here

under the bench but it isnt there

i cant go out without my sex

its cold outside and my toes get wet

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Link or I refuse to believe it’s real

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ask and ye shall recieve

(it is ironic but the point of it is to make you cringe so i hope it counts)

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:floppy-parrot:

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Marty Robbins sure can write a good western tune but boy if Ain’t I right just about the most smug Americana lib anti-communist tripe I ever did hear

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Fuck that guy, communism is as American as apple pie

Also: lol at the youtube comments

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definitely without a doubt ‘Heart Like Chernobyl’ - Soft Cell’s new song. The first line is ‘Oh dear, I feel like North Korea, in the winter’

The lyrics are god awful and the singing is somehow worse.

It’s heartbreaking that they dropped such a terrible terrible song. What a fall from greatness.

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Not gonna post a link because I don’t want to infect my laptop with its evil, and you all most likely know it anyway.

Since long before it became a meme, no song has ever caused me actual real physical pain exept Africa by Toto. How this abomination was allowed to be made I’ll never know, but its cocaine-fuelled horrors will forever tarnish the legacy of the human species, and mark us down as the most loathsome lifeform this universe has ever seen.

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try the Pitbull remix from the aquaman movie

Ocean To Ocean

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I knew this shitlib girl in college who bragged about listening to Africa by Toto while on a safari ride in Africa somewhere :what-the-hell: really distills the essence of white performative liberalism

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My college roommates decided to form a band and practice this song together, for hours.

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This is how serial killers are created.

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o78aNmaNBqM

I actually kind of like it, but I wouldn’t call it good.

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