I said it before and I’ll say it again: The personal automobile will be looked upon, in the future, as a net negative. We will grind our intellects to slurry trying to figure out why we thought giving everyone an exploding poison-excreting hunk of metal and plastic was good. They’ll look at garages and to a table of all the carcinogens released and they’ll throw up their hands and shout “by god, they let these things inside their homes!”
Cars are already a mindfuck to me. It just seems wrong that we all get places by screwing around with souped-up high-speed tractors. The only thing preventing you from dying at any given moment on the road is that some other chucklefuck is paying attention and doesn’t want to die. They could just drive right into you. Nothing is really stopping them - what, like the paint on the ground? Make sure to steer your explosion-propelled carriage just right!
whats bad about garages its nice to have a big door to move things through and store stuff in sans cars
Garages are cool as fuck. Great workplaces. Great storage. In the winter they’re good for storing root vegetables and beer at a nice temperature. Garage sans car is a garage living its best life.
ive heard that its a bad place to store chemicals in and stuff cause it can get into your house and affect your lungs. apparently its the most likely reason why your house’s air quality is bad. but i assume if you dont keep your car on in the garage and keep the door open to air out stuff regularly while having an airtight access door / walls its probably fine
Cars are, and I can’t stress this enough, bad.
Turns out, moving billions of tons of metal and plastic back and forth everyday is fairly wasteful.
While I am very concerned for the injured…
that cameraman was cracking me up
