Democracy Dies in Darkness
lame + outdated + fell off + just a brazen fucking lie + L + you’re the one strangling it in the back alley + owned by jeff bezos + cringe + keep one eye open when you sleep
let’s do some volunteer work for these motherfuckers because it’s not like they’ll get up and do it if they can’t coast off the work of the proles :lord-bezos-amused:
i think this needs more passive voice. “democracy found dead after bezos philanthropic job creator-related incident in darkness” or smth like that.
Where Democracy Goes to Die
“Go ahead: try and stop us.”
Democracy dies in dankness
Idk I mostly just wanna get high and go back to sleep this morning and not work.